A RARE GLIMPSE INTO MATTHEW SMALLS LIFE
Tuesday, August 25th, 2009matthew small do you want to talk to me about a special subject?
MS: yes…summer holidays!!!!!!
what is your best memory of summer holidays matthew small?
MS:going to youth clubs and beating people up (haaa) camping in caravans in great yarmouth and climbing mountains in isle of white (are there mountains in isle of white?)
do you like sunbathing matthew small?
(answer not suitable to publicize
sorry)
matthew small interrupts this interview and says
do we want mash or roast?
dante says
mash’d potatoes
and goes to the toilet
matthew small starts peeling potatoes and humming
lollipop lollipop lollipop
intervewer thinks of a suitable question to ask
(time passes)
dante returns from toilet
silence
MS: the thing about my blog is that when I write I try to write about something that connects with ART
(matthew small is hinting that I need to ask some art related questions)
yea but isnt life art? ( ie NOW)
MS:..yea
dante small:
wheres my sketchbook???
MS:its down ‘ere
dante small:
hey get me THAT pen matthew
(wrestling match ensues?)
MS:im so not angry (hungry?)
dante small:
that is a simple thing
back to interview
so…what were you thinking when you made your latest painting?
MS:my last NAKED paintng?
have you painted naked?
yes
ok but i am talking about your latest painting(nude or not) …what were you thinking?
MS:i was thinking… (tries out several possible answers out aloud none is true) i was thinking….
matthew small starts to cook and conviniently forgets about question asked
10 mins later
so what WERE you thinking?????????
oh what was thinking
errrm
i wanna go home
i want to, i want to eeeeeeeerm i hate people eerrm,
its a very nice day out
i dont know what im thinking when im painting
is that a bad thing …?
days of youth that makes you who you are
the way you see the world,
how children see the world
bla bla bla
bla bla bla?
MS:I NEVER SAID THAT
dante small:
ANYONE WANT TO SEE MY DRAWING??????
yes!
interview over
















